Orca trainer dies because killer whales are giant animals and Humans cannot breathe underwater
In other news the trainer of an extremely poisonous jellyfish at the same facility was almost stung to death recently, even though he had been training with the same jellyfish for weeks and had formed a 'special-bond' with it!! Apparently the jellyfish became agitated when forced to jump through a flaming hoop.
Pro Tip: If an animal has the word "killer" in it's colloquial name you probably should skip the whole making friends bit...



